A true conversation:
Setting: Riding my bike around the Trop park when we came upon this diligent team of hole diggers and pole installers–with cement. The worker in the white shirt sees me taking a picture
Worker: Hey–are you a paparazzi?
Me: Not exactly.
Worker: You look like one
Me. No, because paparazzi only photograph beautiful women. Do you have any?
Worker: If that’s what you want, you should go over to the pool.
Me: Thanks for the tip.